Well, that took long enough. Bloody barbarians just can't use the front door, can't they? Thank God I've managed to fix this office up - didn't want this to look like a pigsty all the way through the character interviews!
Right, send the next one in!
"I hope I am not too early. I was a little worried about making it on time."
No, I like early. It means we can get the business over and done with, you see. I'm expecting someone else in this afternoon...
"Very well, shall we begin?"
Of course. Have a seat!
"Now, I would just like to warn you that due to my... condition... I may not be able to provide all the facts you desire. I hope you understand."
Can't be any wierder than a con-man talking in riddles, or a crazy native who thinks he's real.
"Pardon?"
...Never mind.
