Bear Accessories - A Killer Instinct Song

So Maximillian recently posted a silly video where he sings about Chief Thunder's bear costume parts in the new Killer Instinct, to the tune of Bare Necessities from Disney's Jungle Book, and you can find it here. Anyway, after watching it, I suddenly started making up extra lyrics for it, and now suddenly this is here. So get playing the video linked below and prepare to sing along.

Look for the Bear Accessories,
The simple Bear Accessories.
Forget about that ninja and his knife.

I mean the Bear Accessories!
The bear is dead, but he agrees
That brings the Bear Accessories to life!

Wherever you're playing,
Chief Thunder's your main.
So use those two axes
To bring the pain!

You can't do damage from afar,
So get in close and let us spar.
And when you're stomping on noobs like ants
Then take a glance at the fancy pants
And maybe buy a few!

The Bear Accessories of life will come to you!
They'll come to you!

Look for the Bear Accessories,
The simple Bear Accessories.
Forget about that werewolf's shitty life.

You need the Bear Accessories,
So bust those combos out with ease
To bring the Bear Accessories to life!

Now when you drop a Triplax
Cause you stood over there,
And your face Orchid's fist smacks,
Well, next time, beware!

Don't pop your ultra when you jump in!
When you pop your ultra, do it from the spin!
But you don't need to use the spin
For the Call of the Earth, you can just jump in!

Have I given you a clue?
The Bear Accessories of life will come to you!
They'll come to you!

So just try to relax, yeah?
Cool it, fall apart in Thunder's yard.
Because if you're like Glacius, playing keepaway...
Uh-uh. You're trying too hard.

And don't spend your time in the Dojo
Just messing around.
Trying for combos that can't be found.

When you find out you look swag with them on,
And play along climbing ranks with them on,
I'll tell you something true:
The Bear Accessories of life will come to you!

Look for the Bear Accessories,
The simple Bear Accessories.
Forget about that ninja and his knife.

I mean the Bear Accessories!
The bear is dead, but he agrees
That brings the Bear Accessories to life!

That brings the Bear Accessories to life!
 

Non-Canon Silliness: It's Gonna Be Great

WARNING: The following is completely not canon at all, and is also very silly indeed. If you don't care for that sort of thing, skip this post and read some Monster Mash instead. If you do, go right ahead!

Also, this is a parody of a song owned by Disney, and is in no way an attempt to infringe copyright or make money off their hard work. However, I have no problem directing you to where you can listen to the song, if you wanna sing along to this. :P

SONG: It's Gonna Be Great

• Winnie the Pooh (2011)
• Written by Robert Lopez
• Sung by Jim Cummings and Bud Luckey

CHARACTERS: Stanley Rockwell and the Society.

MADDIE: Gonna fix you up - by the time we're through,
You'll be a part of the Society too!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great!

Gonna work with us, digging up the woods,
And we'll show those Kobbers we got the goods!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great!

STAN: Well, I don't know...

MADDIE: Oh, stop that gloomy rumination!
All you need is a little bit of modification!

STAN: Wait!
MADDIE: Why wait?!
Don't you see, it's gonna be great!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great!

BARROS: (Spoken) Well, everything checks out, Stan. But now you have to learn to work with us.

SOCIETY MEMBER: When you learn to fly, you should take it slow,
So I want you to keep your swooping low!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great!

STAN: (Spoken) Heeeeeelp!

SOCIETY MEMBER: If you're running fast, hit and tree and you'll fall, (STAN: Ooof!)
So you gotta duck and dodge them all! (STAN: Ouch!)
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great! (STAN: Aaaaargh!)

ABRASION: A perfect punch will make you feel alive!
Just go from a crouch into a lunging dive!

STAN: Ow! Ow! Ow!
ABRASION: You're getting it now!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great!

CRYSTAL: Oh, isn't this better for your health,
Two of us working together?
I used to work all by myself,
But two is so much better!
(Spoken) Are you ready?

STAN: (Spoken) For what?

CRYSTAL: I'll! Be! The! Kobber, you'll be the soldier!
Gonna see which one is bolder!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great! (STAN: Woah!)

You're gonna give me your best attack,
But don't you think that I won't fight back!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great! (STAN: Aaaah!)

Strike me down! Gimme all you got! (STAN: Ow.)
Bash me! Mash me! Trash me! Smash me!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be- WAAAAGH!

STAN: (Spoken) Oh my gosh, Miss Haywood! I'm so sorry, that was really-

SOCIETY: Greeeeeaaaaat!

STAN: (Spoken) ...I just wanna go home D:

Reaper Man - A Darksiders 2 Poem

Sing with me, folks.

Reaper Man, Reaper Man,
Does whatever a Horseman can.
Doesn't need gun or knife,
'Cause he's got a big scythe.
Look out!
Here comes the Reaper Man!

Is he strong? Look at him!
He's what we call a Nephilim!
Runs on walls, rides a horse,
And kills demons, of course!
Hey there!
There goes the Reaper Man!

From beneath the mask
He seeks out his next head.
So don't dare to ask
If he swings from a thread!

Reaper Man! Reaper Man!
Angry neighbourhood Reaper Man!
Forget War, Fury or Strife!
Killing is this guy's life!

To him
Life is a great big ruckus.
Wherever there's a fracas
You'll find the Reaper Maaaaaaan!

Platform Cute for the Diabetes Train Service to D'aaaaw

So, here's all the lyrics to Rain's take on "Part of Your World" without the narrative bits in between. I had so much fun with this song, and I hope you have fun listening to the original song while you read this.

Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you say my collection’s complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the prince, the boy who has everything?

Back at my home, there’s treasure untold.

How many secrets can Outworld’s Krypt hold?
Looking around here, you’d think, “Yeah, he's got everything.”

I've got daggers and nunchucks a-plenty.
I've got gemstones and gold by the ton.
You want finely-pressed suits? I've got twenty!
But who cares? Well, not me. That’s no fun.

I want to be where the mortals are.
I want to see, want to see them dancing,
Ever so light on their – pass me that brandy.
Ah - feet!

Stuck on a throne, you don't get too far.

Wealth’s not required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down the – how much did this cost?
Street.

Down where they walk, down where they run,

Down where they play all day in the sun.
Wandering free, wish I could be
Part of that world.

What would I give if I could live

Far from that hustle?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Bet in your land, they understand.

Bet they don’t make their princes bustle.
Bright young meadows, lacking shadows.
Where would I stand?

I’m ready to know what the mortals know.

Ask them my questions and get some answers.
What's Firaga, and what makes it – how you say?
Burn?

When's it my turn? I want to go,
Go to explore that world down below.

No wealth for me...
Wish I could be...
Part of your world.

With Thanks to Herr Doktor Hanz

Alright, I was set to post this after Rain and Stella officialy hooked up, but never had the time to do so. Here it is, in all of its hideous glory - a parody of the Spongebob Squa- I mean, the Herr Doktor Hanz Show theme, as sung by Eddie and the crew of Ironheade.

Backing Track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1eA5uWD5W8

Are you ready, dudes?

(Aye-aye, Eddie!)

I can’t hear you!

(AYE-AYE, EDDIE!)

Ooooooooh

You saw this one coming from ten miles away!

(RAIN AND STELLA!)

Well, now it’s arrived and it’s here to stay!

(RAIN AND STELLA!)

They head out to town and have romantic nights,

(RAIN AND STELLA!)

And then they get back just in time for the fights!

(RAIN AND STELLA!)

RAIN AND STELLA!

RAIN AND STELLA!
RAIN AND STELLA!
RAIN AAAAAAND STELLAAAAAAAAAA!!!

YEAH!

Play it Again, Maestro!

So Del posted a parody of "Party in Agrabah" from Aladdin and the King of Thieves on the ZF Forums, about Erebus and Jonesy's wedding.

Well, two can play at that game! This is a parody of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" from the Lion King, and is based on the time in the bar when Rain and Stella just met, and were sharing that Happy Ending/BIG combo. For best results, listen along to the actual song (Original, Broadway, it doesn't matter) while you read this.

DEL:
Ah c'n see whut's happenin', (JONESY: What?)
And they don't 'ave a clue! (DAVID: Who?)
They'll fall in luv, and 'ere's the bottom line:
It's more expense fer yew! (SARAH: Oh!)

EDDIE:
There's loads of diabetes
And pancakes everywhere!
Away from this dramatic atmoshpere,
Romance is in the aaaaaaaaiiiirr!

CHORUS:
Can you feel the love tonight?
Something's between those two.
What will it take apart from rounds of drinks
To start up something new?

RAIN:
So much I want to tell her,
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd just flip out at me.

STELLA:
He's trying hard, I know it.
But does he have to hide?
Why can't he be the hero I know he is,
The hero I see inside?

CHORUS:
Can you feel the love tonight?
Something's between those two.
What will it take apart from rounds of drinks
To start up something new?

Can you feel the love tonight?
It isn't hard to find.
It's so clear from where I'm sitting now.
Love is on their minds.

DEL:
An' if 'e falls in lurve tonight,
That's annuver pair.

EDDIE:
There's just too much romance flyin' about!

BOTH:
It really isn't fair!

Not my best effort, but I try. Critique and comment, as always.