Alright, everybody shut up and pay attention. I know it looks like I'm jumping on the bandwagon of RP character meetings, and that's because it is. But if we all pitch in, we'll be able to sort out all my RP issues in one stroke. So let's begin.
Solomon, anything to declare?
"Yes. When are you going to resolve this thing with Jonah and Lucy?"
"Aye, laddie! Jonah's been a-rantin' in his home for ages, and Lucy seems tae have fallen asleep!"
"I wanna break more stuuuuuuuuuuuuff!"
"And I want to bring that despicable sinner to justice!"
Look, guys, I'm sorry about this, but it's hard to juggle two plots at once. Especially when one is an insane supercriminal breaking stuff for giggles and the other is happy fun-times in Shakespeareland.
"Lies and Slander. You're just scared of inciting the wrath of everyone else in the bar because you're the only one who dares challenge the heretic."
And I suppose you know all about that, don't you, being the most hated character so far?
"Hmph."
Trust me, as soon as I get the immediate thing out of the way - that is, the Othello thing - then you guys will be back in action.
"Yaaaaay! Kablooie, Kablammy!"
"On a side note, how will Lucy's destruction of the Sintendo Building affect Pit?"
Still working on that. Hmmm, wonder who was in the building when Lucy blew it up?
"...Bloody Hell, ye're evil."
Yes I am. Anyone else?
"STOP MAKING ME LOOK AWKWARD IN FRONT OF ALL THE GIRLS D:"
"No, keep doing it, it'ssss hilarioussss."
"Shut up, no it isn't! Just because your jealous of my amazing-"
Stop fighting, you two. Anyway, the Othello performance is tonight, unless it conflicts with anything else, so make sure you've practiced your lines and got your costumes ready, OK?
"Sure thing, amigo. Hope you lot have been practicing!"
"When have I not been practicing?"
"Um, you haven't introduced me to the rest of the bar yet."
Suck it, you're the boring one.
Well, that was an oddly short meeting. Guess I haven't got as many RP issues as I thought I did. Right, file out in an orderly-
"Erm, boss? There's a floatin' llama ootside who wants tae talk to ye aboot this adventure 'ee's goin' on."
...Wait, llamas can talk now?
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