Tuesday 23 December 2014

Dirkmas 3: Space Dirky (Part 2/2)

Last time on Space Dirky...

"Mah boss, Don Macro, 'eard about 'ow you shoved his girl, Mr. Angelos. An' he's callin' you out, you sunuvabitch."

Dirk felt the universe plummet out from him. Although that might have been the absinthe.

We now return to your regularly scheduled programme.

Wednesday 10 December 2014

Dirkmas 3: Space Dirky (Part 1/2)

Riiiing... Riiiiing...

"Yo, Jo! How ya doing'?

"Pffft, really? Man, I know your mom's cooking is great, but it can't last that long, surely?

"...Okay, touche. Thank all the gods for antacid tablets, eh?"

"Me? Oh, I'm alright. And Pit? Well... He's gone to Gensokyo to visit Okuu's family. Apparently, they're all as crazy as some of us at the bar. So, yeah, that's a thing.

"Hey, you wanna know what else is a thing? You know that holiday you always said you wanted to go on? Well, I had a word with David, and-

"...That's right! WE'RE GOING TO PLANET TRENDY!"