Filler: Some Dumb Syfy Movie Concepts

So yeah, I was bored and wanted to hype you all up for my next post. So in the middle of writing it I opened another tab, looked up lists of people who'd starred in shitty SyFy original films and then barfed this up into another post.

In short, this is blatant filler. Enjoy.

Shark of Darkness
Other Titles: Heart of Sharkness, Sharkolypse Now, Vietnam Shark Attack
Starring: Corin Nemec, Lorenzo Lamas
Tagline: Darkness has 300 teeth.
Premise: A team of American soldiers in Vietnam are on a secret mission to infiltrate the Viet Cong. However, the operation is threatened by the presence of a massive bull shark hunting them down.

Sabre Tooth vs. Monster Wolf
Other Titles: Attack of the Beasts
Starring: Gary Stretch, Anne McDaniels
Taglines: The fur is gonna fly!/Like cats and dogs... only worse!
Premise: A genetically-modified sabre-toothed cat and dire wolf escape from a research lab and kill their way through a small town. A scientist teams up with a legendary hunter to stop the animals.

Dinoboa
Other Titles: Dinoconda, Snakeasaurus
Starring: Debbie Gibson, David Carradine
Tagline: A blast from the past!
Premise: A giant prehistoric snake is awakened by illegal gold mining operations. A young scientist, however, befriends the creature and becomes sympathetic towards it as the military hunt it down.

Pterantula vs. Mechasaurus
Starring: Brooke Hogan, Robert Picardo
Tagline: We made a monster to fight a nightmare.
Premise: When a genetic abomination escapes from it's cage and begins terrorizing L.A., only an ace pilot can save the world from the cockpit of a giant robot dinosaur.

Sky Sharks
Other Titles: Flying Sharks, Cloud Sharks
Starring: Stacy Keach, Jaleel White, Tiffany
Tagline: Don't look up.
Premise: A mad scientist unleashes hordes of genetically-modified flying sharks around the world.

Hurricano
Other Titles: Firestorm, Blazing Tornado
Starring: Jeff Fahey, Erica Cerra, William B. Davis
Tagline: Hell has arrived on Earth.
Premise: A group of unrelated people must survive and evacuate the city when a hurricane, carrying lava and fire from an erupting volcano, hits the city.

Dinosaurs vs. Mermaids
Other Titles: War of the Continents
Starring: TBA
Taglines: Land vs Ocean/Need We Say More?
Premise: An paleontologist and a marine biologist find themselves caught up in a war between resurrected dinosaurs and a tribe of mermaids from lost Lemuria.

Ya-Te-Vo
Other Titles: Monster Tree, Zombie Plants from Madagascar
Starring: Lorenzo Lamas, Brooke Hogan
Tagline: Eat your greens... before they eat you!
Premise: A new species of plant is distributed across the world, but turns out to be carnivorous and narcotic. Now the military has to stop them from either eating everyone or turning them into zombies.