Tuesday, 28 February 2012

How to Realise You Might Have a Problem.

  1. Go out into town and vist the local games retailer with only £30 - all the money you have.
  2. Debate internally wherever to buy Super Mario 3D Land or Pilotwings Resort, flipping a penny coin every now and again to try and make it seem professional. Try hard to ignore the temptations of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 on the basis that it might not be 360 compatible.
  3. Get the cashier's opinion.
  4. Buy Super Mario 3D Land.
  5. Walk out of the store before realising you pulled this shit before, with Mega Man: Powered Up and Soul Calibur 5, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
  6. Return the game, get your money back, feel unsatisfied.
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  1. Saberwulf28 February 2012 at 06:36

    I fix that problem by being hilariously poor. "What's that, Dark Souls? You want me to buy you? Well, I guess I can eat Top Ramen for *another* month."

    Such is the life of a video game nerd.

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