How to Realise You Might Have a Problem.

1. Go out into town and vist the local games retailer with only £30 - all the money you have.
2. Debate internally wherever to buy Super Mario 3D Land or Pilotwings Resort, flipping a penny coin every now and again to try and make it seem professional. Try hard to ignore the temptations of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 on the basis that it might not be 360 compatible.
3. Get the cashier's opinion.
4. Buy Super Mario 3D Land.
5. Walk out of the store before realising you pulled this shit before, with Mega Man: Powered Up and Soul Calibur 5, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
6. Return the game, get your money back, feel unsatisfied.

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Aaaargh Fire Alarms!

So I get woken up at Quarter to 9 by the fucking fire alarm going off. I rushed getting dressed, left my keys behind in a panic and had to stand outside on the street wondering what the bloody hell was going on. Turns out they only have one fire drill every year, and test the alarm batteries every month or so in a short burst - a long continuous alarm is the real thing.

Fuck that noise, I want my goddamn toast.

On the plus side, I have no hangover from last night. Lucky me.

I Love My Uni + Sheng Long Progress

So I went out to a party thing at my Uni last night. In one night, I:

• Played a crazy drinking game called Ring of Fire.
• Drank 4 ciders, got tipsy, and then threw up after someone gave me a blackcurrant + cider mix that tasted like donkey piss.
• Got sober again after drinking water.
• Drank one vodka + orange mix.
• Admitted a crush, then had it dashed when it turned out the girl I fancied was a lesbian.
• Made some whacky new friends.
• Danced like mad with some random girls.
• Took off my shirt, then put it back on again.
• Almost played pool with someone else.

Worth it. Totally worth it.