"Yes, Dirk?"
"CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAS!"
"Pfffft, I know, I know. Come on, let's go open our presents already~!"
"Race you to open them all first!"
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"Hey, Pit! I hope everything's going fine!
"You gave me that ring, so I thought I'd get you something in return... I made it with the help of a couple friends, and I hope you like it...
"And I can't wait to see you again! I promise I'll be there on the spaceship the very day you come back! I love you, Merry Christmas, and say hi to Dirk for me!"
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"D'aaaaaw, that's brilliant~!"
"It really is. And look, she got me a third-eye pendant! Just like the one she wears!"
"Aw, that's awesome! Wear it when you go out on dinner dates with her!"
"Sure will! Oh, Dirk, just remembered - you never told me what you were getting Josephine!"
"...Weeeeell..."
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"Yo, Josephine,
"I know you;re fond of ridiculously huge or OP guns, so I got you this:
"It's called the Electrodriver. It shoots shurikens and lightning. That is literally all you need to know.
"Have an awesome Christmas, and love you loads!
"Dirky xxx"
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"..."
"shut up"
"Pffffft, that's our Dirky!"
"SHUT UP"
"Bahahahahahah~!"
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(I got Dirky a winter jacket and that new pokemon game everyone's been talking about. I hope he likes them!)