Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Stel-Stel + How to play RNG of Fire

Stella: Goood niiight Nicky-pooooo...

Rain: Urgh... G'night, Shtel-Shtel...

Eddie: Stel-Stel?!

Pech: "Sstell-sstell? By the Hydra..."

Sarah: Stel-Stel? That's so cuuuuute!

"It really is, isn't it?" Four said wistfully, while Pech pretended to vomit.

*Insert Smug Emote Here*

Also, here's the rules for RNG of Fire, that classic drinking game. You roll a 1-13 tractor for every time your character draws a card. The results are as follows:
  • 1 (Ace) - Waterfall. The person who draws an ace must roll the standard 1-21 skill tractor to determine how long they drink. The others only stop drinking when they do.
  • 2 - Nominate another character to take a swig.
  • 3 - Your character takes a swig.
  • 4 - All female characters present take a swig.
  • 5 - Roll a 1-21 skill tractor for how quickly your character slams his thumb down. Highest wins, lowest takes a swig.
  • 6 - All male characters take a swig.
  • 7 - Same as 5, roll a skill tractor for how quickly a character raises ther hand. Lowest has to take a swig.
  • 8 - The character nominates someone for a drinking buddy. When either one drinks, the other has to as well.
  • 9 - The character picks a word, and the others must find words that rhyme with it. Anyone who messes up has to take a swig.
  • 10 - Same as 9, except with categories of things, e.g. football, goalie etc.
  • 11 (Jack) - A character makes up a rule to impose, and all players must obey that rule for the rest of the game.
  • 12 (Queen) - Never Have I Ever. The charactera admits to something they have never done, and those who have done it must take a swig.
  • 13 (King) - The character pours a measure of their drink into a central pitcher. The character to draw the last King has to drink from the pitcher, no matter how terrible the resulting cocktail.
Knock 1 off the tractor every time all four of a certain card is drawn. It also might help to keep a tally of cards during the game somehow, so no-one loses track.

Have fun!

12 comments:

  1. We need an epic group game of Ring of Fire. More lolz if Alex and Sarah join in. Epic lolz if FOUR manages to get in!

    YEAAAH

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  2. Oh god, imagine if someone got a Jack and told everyone they all had to hiss like Pech for the remainder of the game

    Hopefully it will be behind Pech's back :D

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  3. Rules clarification! 13 means to pour some of their drink into a central pitcher. When all the kings go, the person who drew the last king must drink the concoction, no matter how awful it is.

    Optimus Prime is getting in on this. :P

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  4. "Oh god, imagine if someone got a Jack and told everyone they all had to hiss like Pech for the remainder of the game"

    Remember when the King of Beats was ongoing, and Gwydion discovered that Pech is ALWAYS WATCHING?

    That. XD

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  5. Cheers for that, Del. Changing it now.

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  6. I remember that, Dross. It was hillarious. Didn't help that I was singing "Santa Pech is Coming to Town" while I was at it.

    Maaaan, good times.

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  7. Now I have this horrible idea to draw Pech in a sleigh being pulled by snakes wearing fake antlers as he gifts children with Bolt Pistols and Chainswords on christmas morning....

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  8. Do it. Nothing wrong can come of this.

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  9. PECH IS ALWAYS WATCHING was one of the funniest things in the Bar.

    Stel-Stel~

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  10. I regret nothing about that, Gooper. Absolutely nothing.

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