Last time on Steel Komodo's Character Interviews...
WHY IS THE WATER COOLER EMPTY D:
We now return to your regularly scheduled programme...
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Jesus H. Christ, who forgot to fill up the water cooler?! I swear, when I find the guy responsible for this, I am going to-
Oh. Here comes my next interviewee.
"Ah, I hope I am not too late, friend!"
No, you're just in time. Come on, have a-
...you brought beer.
"Well, I heard you were in a bit of difficulty! Hah, hah! Fancy a swig?"
You, sir, are a lifesaver. Give me that.
Aaaaah, that's better. Shall we get this underway, then?
"Why not?"
1. Who are you and where do you come from?
"They call me the Terror from the Barrier, they call me the Snowball from Cobalt... but you may call me Ymir. Or the Tusk, it's all one to me! My home is in the frozen lands of the North, where the sun is grey as iron and the stars beam down upon the land below! Few men can survive there, and yet my kind, the Tuskarr, call it home, bed and life!"
Poetic.
"Well, not so much when you get frostbite, or eaten by a polar bear, or crushed by seam ice, or..."
Let's move on. *glug*
2. Are you an Original Character? If not, what are you from?
"Heh, sorry to dissapoint. I'm from DotA 2, that popular online strategy game from those fine fellows at Valve and Blizzard!"
You know, I always wondered why you moved over to Valve's side. Blizzard always seemed like your calling.
"I suppose you could say the service was... too cold for me, mmm, hmm, hmm."
Pffffft. *glug*
3. What are you particularly good at?
"Fighting, my boy! Fighting and everything to do with it! From bar brawls that have broken every chair and table in the house to the roar and thrill of the arena, there is no battle I have not and will not take part in! I am hailed as one of the greatest fighters in the North, and my patented Walrus Punch has ended more skirmishes than I can remember in my lifetime! Oh, and I am also a champion drinker as well!"
Just one question. You're not a walrus, so why do you call it the-
"Hah, if I had a gold coin... I use it to kill walruses during harsh winters!"
Oh. Welp.
"Good sorce of protien, if a little on the chewy side!"
*glug*
4. Whbat do dyou klie aund diaslike?
"...are you sure you're alright?"
Yeah, i'm sure. Epek going!
"Ah, there is nothing I like more than an ice-cold ale, or the feel of my fist connecting with somebody's face. Both at once is good, when I can get it, hah, hah, hah! Anything that ensures me and my friends are having a good time, that's fine by me. What is not fine is when anyone seeks to bully the small and inoffensive, or picks some contrived grievance with me. For that, they get a punch to the jaw."
Ouch, man. That is, like... harsh. *glug*
5. wnhy do yonu thidnk nyou should appear in zoofights rp s2014?
"I think you have had enough of that."
il'l otell you when i've had enough,
ip'm smetel mckomodo, damn itg!
"...Well,
because I've heard tell of many powerful fighters down in Orvance, and
perhaps even amongst the Star People. And I have run out of worthy foes in my
home land, so it only seems fair I come down South and see what they have to
offer! That is far more interesting than what that plains-walking Chief, the con-man or the
amnesiac has had to offer, is it not?"
Fo
couprse, of cousre! Thanuk you foor wcoming along, Tusk, hme ol' palq, ol'
frienzd, ol' budmdy! Hope to... zto see ya...
Thunk
"...Heh.
Knew he was a lightweight the instant I looked at him."
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